It is the weekend, and rather than take things too seriously here, we have decided to put up a fun little post with some slang terms for sperm. Everyone’s heard of some of the more common terms like Cum and Jiz, but have you heard of all of these references?  Have we missed any great sperm words? Please post some more in the comments and help us expand this list into the most expansive sperm slang list the world has ever seen!

  • Cream
  • Cum
  • Jiz (Jizz, Jis, Gis, Giz, Gizz)
  • Jizum (Jism, Jizm)
  • Funky Spunky
  • Pecker Spit
  • Sex mustard
  • Love butter
  • Ball butter
  • Baby Batter
  • Baby Gravy
  • Man yogurt
  • Man jam
  • Splooge
  • Sex Mayonaise
  • Spooge
  • Schlong Juice
  • Trouser Gravy
  • Jerk Sauce
  • Dick Juice
  • Dick Spit
  • Sex Juice
  • Man Chowder
  • Pole Milk
  • Spunk
  • Baby gravy
  • Skeet

There you have it. A useless but fun post with loads of sperm slang for you to try using at your next dinner party!